Locked Out
As the saying goes, the path to hell is paved with good intentions. Ok, so being locked out of your house in the middle of a winter night when you are afraid of the dark isn’t exactly hell but…
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Scared $hitless, literally
As I stood there counting, a horror film scene played out on the back of my eyelids: when I looked through the outhouse window, a pair of eyes were looking right back at me… I probably would have pooped my pants if I weren’t already poopless.
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